You Know You're Pregnant When...

You know you're pregnant when:

You fall asleep in the orthodontist's chair when he leans away to consult your chart.

You eat everything in sight, including having things like spagetti for breakfast.

You snap at the Girl Scouts ringing the doorbell to sell you cookies because they are interrupting your grazing period in the pantry.

You buy more Girl Scout cookies because you have already eaten the three boxes you bought yesterday.

You are in bed before the sun goes down every night.

You get all hormonal and cry just because.

You forget all the funny things you were going to post in your blog because the pregnancy brain leech is eating away at any remaining brain power you have.