It's just so darn funny I have to blog it- although I am not really sure if it is even appropriate. Although I guess anything goes in blog world so I'll share anyway.
I have said it before- the things that kids say are just so classic. I told a story about my friend and her daughters once before and I said that I couldn't wait until I had my own stories- and now I am at that stage and I just love it.
Last night I was putting Hayley to bed. We have a routine- we read a story, we turn on the bedtime CD, and we lay together for one song. (OK- lately we have a giant bedtime battle which includes laying together for most of the CD and then her getting out of bed every two minutes for another hour after that- but that's to talk about on a different day).
She has this newest thing about sharing a pillow, which means that she snuggles so close to you her hair tickles your nose and it's all you can do to try and lay still for a few minutes hoping she will relax enough to go to sleep.
We were sharing a pillow and I was laying there with my eyes closed listening to Baby Coldplay. (By far the very best nighttime instrumental CD ever). I felt a little tiny hand rubbing me and I hear her say "Mommy, I rub your boobies?".
"Umm, no, I don't think you should rub my boobies".
"I'll just pat them then?"
"No, you don't need to pat them either."
"I'll pat them, NICELY?"
"No thank you, even nicely I don't need you to rub or pat them."
"Ok"
Don't you just wonder what is going through the mind of a child?
My boobies are 'patted' daily by my two. I try not to make a big issue out of it as I don't think they realise they are doing it half of the time. I do know that if I did make an issue out of it, the eldest would most definately try to 'pat'my boobies in public just because I'd told her not too!!
Posted by: Mrs M | May 30, 2009 at 11:56 AM